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paulsk
04-25-2012, 02:36 AM
Anybody doing this?


What is Rental Car Rally?

Rental Car Rally is Halloween on Wheels

RCR is an overnight, backroads-mostly driving competition between crazily-festooned teams competing for cash prizes and a golden gas pump. There are usually between 25 and 60 teams per event. Except this one time there were 73 teams and some dudes dressed as clowns crashed their minivan on a bridge in Canada. So. Anyway. It's ballerhouse tits-out crazytown.

You Win by Hitting the Checkpoints and Looking Awesome

RCR isn't technically a race. The team with the lowest odometer score and best costumes wins. Each team must hit several checkpoints along the route, including sites like abandoned airfields, giant decommissioned howitzers, airplane graveyards, and other absurdly awesome locations.

Expect Good Times and Possible Incarceration

Trucks, covered in dog fur! Grown men, dressed like Rambo! Grown women, dressed like trailer trash! Border patrol agents who don't like pot cookies, sheriffs who'll accuse you of pedophilia, casino owners unamused by costumed gamblers, and bar managers who will kindly referee an impromptu Greco-Roman wrestling match. True stories. When you rally with RCR, you meet some amazing people who are bored with conventional entertainment and weary of respecting the Interstate Highway System.


http://www.rentalcarrally.com/

http://yipit.com/los-angeles/thrillist-rewards/a-balls-out-midnight-cannonball-run-across-ca-1/frame/?subid1=web

Mr.Woolery
04-25-2012, 10:03 AM
3291

If I can find an inappropriate theme (and the right car, and teammate(s)) I will do this.

Mr.Woolery
04-25-2012, 10:12 AM
Okay, I have an idea...how about we enter the Porsche 912, put swastikas on it, and enter it as villianous clown Nazis?

I'll need three teammates to cram into the car.

chobomb
04-25-2012, 10:17 AM
I am down for this.

chobomb
04-25-2012, 10:21 AM
Okay, I have an idea...how about we enter the Porsche 912, put swastikas on it, and enter it as villianous clown Nazis?

I'll need three teammates to cram into the car.

How many miles is this? This doesn't sound comfortable. lol

Mr.Woolery
04-25-2012, 10:26 AM
I'll need some team name suggestions. Something that is insulting to Nazis, too, so that we don't get shot at.

Villianous aSShole Clown Nazis (I like the idea of working in the SS in caps)
Zombie aSShole Clown Nazis
SStupid Villianous Nazi Clowns

Mr.Woolery
04-25-2012, 10:28 AM
How many miles is this? This doesn't sound comfortable. lol

It's a single day of driving, likely about 8 hours, with many stops (I'm guessing).

chobomb
04-25-2012, 10:32 AM
I'll need some team name suggestions. Something that is insulting to Nazis, too, so that we don't get shot at.

Villianous aSShole Clown Nazis (I like the idea of working in the SS in caps)
Zombie aSShole Clown Nazis
SStupid Villianous Nazi Clowns

This is beginning to sound a lot like Insane Clown Posse

raaaawrr hi xD
04-25-2012, 12:34 PM
This looks awesome

Caoboy
04-25-2012, 02:40 PM
I would guess a 8-10 hour route if they're going to make you stop at checkpoints.

And I vote clown nazi's, and decorate the car accordingly a la clown car.

EMMI
04-25-2012, 04:12 PM
Down to roll the honderz

Mexican_Guy
04-25-2012, 09:19 PM
hahahahahahah you guys are insane

idk but reminds me this girl

http://sspirate.deviantart.com/

JonB
04-25-2012, 10:37 PM
Dave, if you need teammate, I want in, lol

bokehmon
04-25-2012, 11:22 PM
3291

If I can find an inappropriate theme (and the right car, and teammate(s)) I will do this.

I can't commit to this now, but I'm totally down for this!
Should we stuff the car with all the offensive things we can find?

You be a nazi, I'll be a red-hatted commie, etc.

edit: oh, and dildos EVERYWHERE.

paulsk
04-26-2012, 01:17 AM
Be sure to make use of the coupon!

http://yipit.com/los-angeles/thrillist-rewards/a-balls-out-midnight-cannonball-run-across-ca-1/frame/?subid1=web

thedguy
04-26-2012, 09:49 PM
I might be down, though I think we need a token black guy dressed as a Zombie Nazi.

AARP
04-26-2012, 10:14 PM
I might be down, though I think we need a token black guy dressed as a Zombie Nazi.

Just leave Jon B out in the sun for awhile.

JonB
04-26-2012, 10:16 PM
You're the one who loves stumbling in fields

AARP
04-27-2012, 01:29 AM
You're the one who loves stumbling in fields

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v665/bodvar/Avatar/thats-racist.gif

Mr.Woolery
04-27-2012, 11:41 AM
I think it'd be hilarious if I'm the only white guy in a team of Nazis. LOL
...and if we did this, I'd use a dildo as a spike on my helmet.