Phatmiata
07-20-2012, 03:33 PM
The Zombie Miata
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The power’s out, the phone is dead, you haven’t seen your dog/cat in days and there are bodies stacked like cord wood in front of your sandbag-and-plywood reinforced house. The screams from neighboring houses died off a few days ago, and you’re down to your last room temperature Michelob Amber Bock. Time for a beer run, but the roads are blocked by flesh eating Zombies and your stock Miata just isn’t going to cut the mustard; if only you’d prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse like your neighbor Mike did.
The real problem with the zombie apocalypse is that you won’t know when or where it begins. By the time you realize that a bombproof SUV would be a good thing to have; well, it’s a little late to go down to the dealer and buy one, isn’t it? You could try stealing one, but given the number of Americans with guns, that may not be the best solution.
While an M1 Abrams Tank is probably the best vehicle for the apocalypse, they’re hard to find on the used market, especially with guns intact. Even if you do find a clean one on eBay, where are you going to put it? Do you really think that the neighbors will believe it’s your new lawn tractor? Think the wife is going to give the green light for that purchase? You need a practical vehicle for the zombie apocalypse that doesn’t raise the suspicions of your neighbors or local law enforcement. Something that can handle good, yet still run down those flesh eating bastards like you’re playing a video game.
So here’s the deal: Let's help each other out and get a running list of weapons we can install on our Miata's, this should get us ready for the end of days.
My first choice would be an M-60 Mounted to the rollbar, or maybe some machine guns in the Turn Signal areas? Similar to the old James Bond cars.
What weapons would YOU choose for your Zombie Miata? :zombie: Let's build the ultimate Zombie Miata folks! We have the technology!
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http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3617/3517402972_1e26a766fe_b.jpg
The power’s out, the phone is dead, you haven’t seen your dog/cat in days and there are bodies stacked like cord wood in front of your sandbag-and-plywood reinforced house. The screams from neighboring houses died off a few days ago, and you’re down to your last room temperature Michelob Amber Bock. Time for a beer run, but the roads are blocked by flesh eating Zombies and your stock Miata just isn’t going to cut the mustard; if only you’d prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse like your neighbor Mike did.
The real problem with the zombie apocalypse is that you won’t know when or where it begins. By the time you realize that a bombproof SUV would be a good thing to have; well, it’s a little late to go down to the dealer and buy one, isn’t it? You could try stealing one, but given the number of Americans with guns, that may not be the best solution.
While an M1 Abrams Tank is probably the best vehicle for the apocalypse, they’re hard to find on the used market, especially with guns intact. Even if you do find a clean one on eBay, where are you going to put it? Do you really think that the neighbors will believe it’s your new lawn tractor? Think the wife is going to give the green light for that purchase? You need a practical vehicle for the zombie apocalypse that doesn’t raise the suspicions of your neighbors or local law enforcement. Something that can handle good, yet still run down those flesh eating bastards like you’re playing a video game.
So here’s the deal: Let's help each other out and get a running list of weapons we can install on our Miata's, this should get us ready for the end of days.
My first choice would be an M-60 Mounted to the rollbar, or maybe some machine guns in the Turn Signal areas? Similar to the old James Bond cars.
What weapons would YOU choose for your Zombie Miata? :zombie: Let's build the ultimate Zombie Miata folks! We have the technology!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/316209_10150335590406965_642111964_8569402_1459309 078_n.jpg