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    LA to SF Cannonball Run

    Anybody doing this?

    What is Rental Car Rally?

    Rental Car Rally is Halloween on Wheels

    RCR is an overnight, backroads-mostly driving competition between crazily-festooned teams competing for cash prizes and a golden gas pump. There are usually between 25 and 60 teams per event. Except this one time there were 73 teams and some dudes dressed as clowns crashed their minivan on a bridge in Canada. So. Anyway. It's ballerhouse tits-out crazytown.

    You Win by Hitting the Checkpoints and Looking Awesome

    RCR isn't technically a race. The team with the lowest odometer score and best costumes wins. Each team must hit several checkpoints along the route, including sites like abandoned airfields, giant decommissioned howitzers, airplane graveyards, and other absurdly awesome locations.

    Expect Good Times and Possible Incarceration

    Trucks, covered in dog fur! Grown men, dressed like Rambo! Grown women, dressed like trailer trash! Border patrol agents who don't like pot cookies, sheriffs who'll accuse you of pedophilia, casino owners unamused by costumed gamblers, and bar managers who will kindly referee an impromptu Greco-Roman wrestling match. True stories. When you rally with RCR, you meet some amazing people who are bored with conventional entertainment and weary of respecting the Interstate Highway System.
    http://www.rentalcarrally.com/

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    If I can find an inappropriate theme (and the right car, and teammate(s)) I will do this.
    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.”
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    Okay, I have an idea...how about we enter the Porsche 912, put swastikas on it, and enter it as villianous clown Nazis?

    I'll need three teammates to cram into the car.
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    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.”
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    I am down for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Woolery View Post
    Okay, I have an idea...how about we enter the Porsche 912, put swastikas on it, and enter it as villianous clown Nazis?

    I'll need three teammates to cram into the car.
    How many miles is this? This doesn't sound comfortable. lol

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    I'll need some team name suggestions. Something that is insulting to Nazis, too, so that we don't get shot at.

    Villianous aSShole Clown Nazis (I like the idea of working in the SS in caps)
    Zombie aSShole Clown Nazis
    SStupid Villianous Nazi Clowns
    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by chobomb View Post
    How many miles is this? This doesn't sound comfortable. lol
    It's a single day of driving, likely about 8 hours, with many stops (I'm guessing).
    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Woolery View Post
    I'll need some team name suggestions. Something that is insulting to Nazis, too, so that we don't get shot at.

    Villianous aSShole Clown Nazis (I like the idea of working in the SS in caps)
    Zombie aSShole Clown Nazis
    SStupid Villianous Nazi Clowns
    This is beginning to sound a lot like Insane Clown Posse

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    This looks awesome

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    I would guess a 8-10 hour route if they're going to make you stop at checkpoints.

    And I vote clown nazi's, and decorate the car accordingly a la clown car.

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    Down to roll the honderz

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    hahahahahahah you guys are insane

    idk but reminds me this girl

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    Dave, if you need teammate, I want in, lol
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    If you don't know who I am, just look for the sexiest guy there. That's Jon B. I'm the guy next to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Woolery View Post
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    If I can find an inappropriate theme (and the right car, and teammate(s)) I will do this.
    I can't commit to this now, but I'm totally down for this!
    Should we stuff the car with all the offensive things we can find?

    You be a nazi, I'll be a red-hatted commie, etc.

    edit: oh, and dildos EVERYWHERE.

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