I am Funkdenomotron. You shall all now bathe in my glory. As sure as the mighty Amon Ra shines on you know that you are in my court, and no harm or evils will persist during your journey down the perfect road. I look forward to hearing tales of chariots and adventures, loves lost and won, and the tidal frequencies that abash your mortal hearts. And please, by the wings of Icarus, use jackstands.