Update 1/23/13 v2.0: I finally got the slave cylinder off with the hired help, and those darned fancy flare nut wrenches. Although, judging by how easy he twisted the nut off, I'd say the PB Blaster penetrating oil has done its job overnight ;) After a quick test drive around the block, the damage seems obvious. I do in fact need a new clutch, throwout bearing, flywheel, and anything in between. I can drive her to work until her replacement parts come in. I decided to go with an Exedy KMZ03 clutch kit and Exedy ZF505 (11lbs!!) racing flywheel ($410 total cost for both, free shipping AND no tax! I LOVE YOU AMAZON). I'm going to need to stock up on my curse words and excedrin for the upcoming clutch job; I'll probably run out of both half way through Until then, I ride Mimi limping...